You were different, indifferent, unbelievably cool.
I approached you, to show you, that I’m nobody’s fool.
And an error, caused terror, as I sensed your dare.
That’s a shell, go to hell, I hate Mario Kart.
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1.) Kurt Cobain faked his death.
2.) Not only is he alive and well, he is running a horror-themed walk-through attraction featuring rivers of blood and demons that torment you from behind tiny doors, and when you open these tiny doors, you can only see their faces at the end of a tiny hallway. Also the make-up is kinda phoned in.
3.) You can find Kurt by soloing your way through the live-action first-person remake of Double Dragon (he is at the end). You may have to do it naked, as I only suited up in the blue leather before the last stage.
4.) Leather feels good against my bare, wet skin.
5.) If you’re the blue guy, and you can find the red guy, team up with him and do some martial arts training, because it will rock and you will be ultra-powerful. I found the red guy and we were tossing dumbbells, bowling balls and fully-loaded barbells back and forth like they were footballs. If you really want to show off you can even try catching a barbell on its end and balancing it on the bowling ball in your hand, and let me tell you, it feels pretty badass.
6.) The red guy might secretly be the orange guy (Goku).
A photo from that time the Doctor was hanging out with the Beatles
Apparently, this is a real photo. At least that’s what they say. The person who found the photo, @HolyFrell, tweeted it to Steven Moffat, who was absolutely chuffed and hinted he might have to write a Doctor meets the Beatles episode.
Someone on Twitter pointed out that the person in question is probably Neil Aspinall, the Beatles’ manager, not a Time Lord. SONOFABITCH.
